What is up guys? Welcome back to the pod. Happy Friday. How are you all doing? I hope you're doing well. Listen, I'm going to say it at the top of this show this time. If you enjoy this show, please send it to a friend. It wouldn't mean the freaking world to me. It's officially October. And I don't know for those of you who are online, I hope not too much because hashtag phone free fall,

you'll know about October theory and some of the girlies online are claiming that October is the time when your life changes the most. I am not 100% bought in. I haven't seen

any super compelling videos about it. These girls just don't know how to sell a season slash month long

manifesto like I do. Okay, October theory. What is October theory? We are in the middle of fuck

it we ball fall. We are in the middle of phone free fall. But you know what? I'm all for positivity.

So if you are enjoying October theory, then go for it. I am enjoying my October. I'm having a good time.

Speaking of the letter O, I just ordered the orange new iPhone. And it really pissed me off

because when I was getting ready to pod today, I found my computer and it was like obviously not

charged. And I don't take that as a personal failing because I never remember to charge anything.

I take it as a fact that Apple cannot give us better battery life. Like, what do you mean? We have all these new features and you can't figure out how to make things last long. Also, I say this every year. Every time the new iPhone comes out, I'm sorry, but I will die on this hill. It would genuinely make me happier and feel better if they said on the iPhone box this is the the span of

this product is a year I wish they would just say it because it would make me feel better like a

sell-by date like I wish they would just say oh that's cool you're selling out 2k for the new

iPhone guess what it's only going to last you one year and then we're going to sell you a new one you're

going to buy it because you're an idiot I would genuinely have better feelings towards Apple if they did that. But anyway, I digress. I got the orange one, much too pig chagrin. He is going to make fun of me for it. He says it's ugly. I don't care. I like orange. I think it's cool. I think it's like bright and I'm going to put a case on it anyway. So who freaking cares?

All right, you guys. Today I am going to talk to you about something that I feel very strongly about.

And you know that something that's important for me is that you guys, our community, are the coolest girls in the room. Like I, I like really, sorry, some guy just started sharing his location with me.

Whoa.

Okay, he's in love.

That's tea.

I want us to be the coolest girl in the room.

I want us to be the coolest girl in the conversation.

And I just want us to be on the right divide as the divide grows in, you know, in this world.

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