So look, it doesn't matter if it's a nice guy who talks about his feelings all the time or the bad boy player that's waiting for you to change his ways.

Both of these guys have one thing in common and that is that they both want to

fuck you no exceptions every man wants to have sex when he first meets a woman

whether he wants a girlfriend that's something they thinks about later.

It's vile events in your favorite meme queen

and the big sitt you didn't ask for,

but need of welcome to almost adulting.

Almost adulting.

Are you ready? I was getting ready for this Halloween party it's the first party for this Halloween party it's the first party for this Halloween that I'm going to and as I was showering thinking about tonight I decided to

finally shave my legs I haven't shaved my legs in forever so I'm finally

shaving my legs as I'm shaving my legs I'm like should I shave my you know whoha and

I go well no it's not like I'm going to have sex with a stranger anyone random that's just

not who I am it's not what I do you guys know that but then my intrusive thoughts kick in and suddenly as I'm

shaving my legs I saw me think well what if I get fingered and suddenly I go wait

what why would I get fingered who's fingering me I'm like well you just never

know and I think,

bro, who's finger-banging me in the middle of the party? Like where is this coming from?

And the next thing I know I'm shaving my hoo-hoo-ha. Just in case I get

finger-banged I guess in the middle of the floor.

Well I was just like well what if I run into someone I know that I used to go out with?

Anyway, I ended up shaving my whole body so it was in everything shower like the girlies,

the clean girls studdedies say. And then you know what my

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