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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

How to Make a Man Commit (w/ Abbi Jacobson)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Date, Comedy, Relationship, Single, Raya, Therapy, Dating, Couples, Hookups, Romance, Bumble, Dating Apps, Comedy Interviews, Love, Relationships, Nicole Byer, Health & Fitness, Sex, Advice, Encounters, Tinder, Interview, Sexuality, Podcast, Hookup, Stories, Interviews, Society & Culture

4.815.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and actress Abbi Jacobson (Broad City, The Mitchells vs the Machines) and Nicole go over a list of ways to make a man commit - is the advice solid or is it all just mind games? Plus, Abbi shares how she met her co-star Ilana Glazer, and their combined failure trying to ask out men over Facebook. She also shares her Raya success story, and her empowering message she sends when asking someone out.

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0:00.0

Why won't you date me?

0:10.0

Why won't you date me?

0:12.0

Why won't you date me?

0:14.0

Please tell me why.

0:18.0

Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date me a podcast from Unicle

0:26.8

Fire, Try to Figure Out How I'm Still Single.

0:30.8

Even though you could blow glitter, write in my eyes and say, uh, deal with it.

0:36.8

Okay, bye guests today is an actress, writer and producer who co-creative in-start in the comedy central series Broad City.

0:42.8

You better believe her voice could be heard in the Mitchell's vs the Machines and in a new podcast series called Hot White,

0:50.8

it's Abby Jacobson.

0:58.8

I didn't know what you were going to say in that.

1:02.8

I was like, oh,

1:06.8

Why mean you do have more credits?

1:08.8

It could have gone on longer.

1:10.8

No, no, but I was like, oh yeah, no, no, no, I just was like, I didn't know, like, I didn't know what I haven't like heard

1:16.8

myself being like announced anywhere.

1:20.8

It was like a ride for me.

1:22.8

Oh, well, I'm glad you've taken you on a ride.

1:26.8

I like doing intros because I just have so much energy and you can just like scream people's credits and be like, yay!

1:34.8

Listen, I love your energy, I wish.

1:36.8

I mean, I want to borrow some.

1:38.8

Oh, well, every night I pass away because I'm so tired.

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