Cumbucha (w/ Lamorne Morris)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 28 January 2022
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Actor and comedian Lamorne Morris (New Girl, Woke) is here! Lamorne teaches Nicole about the importance of playing hard to get, and how to act unavailable to attract a man. They read a listener's story about a date who ditched them at the bar to go buy wet wipes and take a shit. Plus, is TikTok now the hottest new app to find a relationship?
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why! |
| 0:24.0 | Baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't you |
| 0:26.0 | debut a podcast or me in a whole buyer |
| 0:28.0 | to figure out how I'm still single? |
| 0:30.0 | Even though you could give me a bottle of water |
| 0:36.0 | with your comment and I would drink it and say, |
| 0:38.0 | protein! |
| 0:40.0 | I don't know if I've used that one before, |
| 0:42.0 | but I am running out of ideas. |
| 0:44.0 | I should start writing them down. |
| 0:46.0 | Anyway, my guest today is a comedian |
| 0:48.0 | and actor known for playing Winston Bishop |
| 0:52.0 | on the series The New Girl. |
| 0:54.0 | He now plays a cartoonist name |
| 0:56.0 | Keith and the new Hulu series. |
| 0:58.0 | Well, I guess it's not new. |
| 1:00.0 | It's season two. |
| 1:02.0 | It's go! |
| 1:04.0 | It's Lamaorn! |
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