Lorraine, I've just had my lunch. I've had breakfast for lunch.

Which is lunch as updates. This is what the masses are tuning in for.

What do you mean you've had breakfast for lunch?

Well, I had that classic scrambled eggs,

sourdough, avocado for lunch.

You've upset me on the eggs because you told me I can't have lots of eggs during the day.

I don't know how any of these scrambled eggs because they just look awful.

Oh, that's very nice. You're an exit breakfast person, aren't you?

Yes, but I'm even more messed up because of this fasting situation.

Well, when you get older, you shouldn't really eat your breakfast till about 11,

so you leave like that 12 hour gap, which everyone agrees is really good for you.

But then by the time you get to 11, you're almost at lunch.

Eggs feel like the thing to have at the 11 o'clock situation.

But now you've told me there's an egg limit per week per day.

Oh, a day.

The egg limit is so good.

Why are they high in cholesterol, aren't they?

So you can't have too many.

So you're going to have to rethink your whole egg-based diet, I would say.

Well, also, now that I don't eat any meat or fish,

they figure quite heavily in my diet, don't they?

Why do you always do this to me?

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