How to Know if you're Ready for an Animal

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Comedy, Education, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Stevie has a rescue tortoise called Doctor Alison Parker and Tessa once bought a horse in a Mcdonalds carpark. Never have two people been more qualified to address the nation on everything you need to know about looking after an animal. Find out more at howtobuyapet.org.uk!

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Stephen, I'm Tessa, and this podcast is...
0:05.0	Hello, welcome, I'm Stephen, I'm Tessa, and uh, this podcast, whatever I say at the beginning this this podcast is a series about how to help you through your life while we learn with you
0:19.9	It's really for us. You're a bonus. Yeah, thank you for being here. Thank you for being part of it. Yes, it's a sort of let's get it get your shit together. Yeah, come on guys and this episode is about house tell if you're ready to get a pet.
0:33.0	I think lots.
0:35.0	I thought I was ready to have a dog when I was about 16.
0:38.0	Wasn't?
0:39.0	No, no, easy to believe.
0:41.0	Easy to think you are.
0:42.0	The overwhelming desire to like, oh so cute, oh look, over like, oh, it won't have any room is, you know, it's quite hard.
0:52.0	There's a popular reductuous tweet. Oh yes.
0:54.8	Doing the rounds. A woman plowing ahead with plan for a dog despite not being
1:00.6	emotionally or financially stable. Perfect.
1:03.0	That's how we all feel.
1:04.1	If you don't follow the reducturus already,
1:05.9	go on Twitter, follow reducturus.
1:07.4	It's a piss take of women's magazines.
1:10.0	But it is also very, sometimes it's on the nose.
1:13.2	Oh God it is, yeah.
1:14.0	It's two on the nose.
1:15.7	But I don't think I, I mean, I don't think I've ever not,
1:19.0	at least cracked a smile.
1:20.6	Oh, yes, I'm smiling through it while being very seen. Oh, constantly seen.
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