How To Act When Your Friend's Boyfriend Is Trash

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Comedy, Education, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2019

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Could be a boyfriend OR girlfriend, but what do you do if your friend has picked up a steaming heap of utter bin? Stevie and Tessa go through the options and try to work out how to go about telling them. Or not telling them. Tessa uses a hypothetical man's name (Jonathan Tibsdale) and we'd like to apologise to any Jonathan Tibsdales listening: we do not mean you.

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0:00.0	The famous five are away on a splendid weekend adventure.
0:03.5	Do we have to go home today?
0:05.5	sighed Anne.
0:06.5	I agree said Dick.
0:08.0	Even Timmy looks sad.
0:09.5	Cheer up everyone.
0:11.5	Beams Julian, I booked long weekend tickets we can return anytime on Monday
0:17.0	Oh you are clever Julian said Anne save over 50% with the long weekend a ticket from Great Western Railway.
0:24.5	Adventures start here.
0:26.0	Selected routes apply.
0:27.6	Saving in comparison to an anytime return fare. Hi, welcome to Nobody Panic.
0:42.0	Welcome to Nobody Panic. Welcome. I'm Stevie. I'm Tessa and we're here to sort of like help you kind of get through some life things and also while we learn too as well.
0:53.0	Or not.
0:54.0	I mean we're not...
0:55.0	Since we started actually this this podcast, I think I am better at certain things
1:00.0	but I'm certainly not as adult as I would have hoped starting it, you know?
1:05.0	I think you ever go like, I'm done now.
1:08.0	Okay, yeah, I can saw everything out myself.
1:10.0	Well, a wonderful woman wrote to us from New York and said that she listens and she has an 18 year old son.
1:16.0	Yes. I was like, well.
1:18.0	Yeah, she's a proper adult.
1:20.0	Your, your prodigy is an adult.
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