How to Kiss (w/ Matt Ingebretson)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2019

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

"A fun thing that I like to do is when kissing someone, is to open my eyes to see what their face looks like." Matt Ingebretson (Corporate) talks all about kissing - the stress of going in for the first kiss, when to use tongue, and whether you should keep your eyes open or closed for the duration of it. They also discuss whether being on TV has helped their dating life, and what a "date night" looks like for couples in the modern day. Nicole realizes she's moaning in her sleep. Be sure to check out season 2 of Corporate on Comedy Central! You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:09.6	Why won't you date me?
0:11.4	Why won't you date me?
0:13.3	Please tell me why.
0:17.8	Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:27.8	A podcast where me, Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still single.
0:32.9	Even though if you want me to stop talking, you can just put your dick in my mouth.
0:41.1	My God.
0:42.8	I'm that awful.
0:44.0	My guest today, the person just heard say, oh God, has a show on Comedy Central called Corporate.
0:50.7	It's very funny. I just watched an episode of it.
0:54.7	You know, also he has a show in LA called Good Heroin.
0:59.7	It's on Saturday, every Saturday, at Stories, Bookstore, and Echo Park, Matt Inga Brissen.
1:10.5	Hello, Nicole.
1:11.6	Did I do it right?
1:12.4	Yes.
1:13.6	What a treat.
1:14.5	What a treat.
1:15.7	Sometimes, all the time I butcher people's last names.
1:19.6	Me too.
1:20.2	It is horrifying when you're hosting a show too to go on stage and be like, and I forgot
1:25.0	to ask them what how to do it.
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