Why won't you date me?

Why won't you date me?

Why won't you date me?

Please, tell me why.

Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me.

It's a podcast where me, Nicole Byer tries to figure out why I'm still single, even though if you push me out of bed every single night, I won't complain.

I'll just climb right back in and apologize to you for whatever I've done.

My guest today, you know her, she's got a Comedy Central half hour, she's written on Broad City, she is just so funny, she's writing on a new HBO show right now starring Katherine Han, and I just, oh she wrote on great news, you've done so much.

It makes me so happy.

Alright, put your little hands together in your room, start clapping, I owe me a bear again.

Thank you, thank you guys so much for coming, give it up for Nicole.

Thank you, thank you for coming out to this live podcast event.

Where nobody's here, it's okay, but we are giving you our all, okay, there is stage presence in the moment.

Yes, there's so much stage presence that has been wasted on just Marissa.

Okay, Naomi, you have been in a relationship for almost 39 years.

Yeah, almost nine years in March, and I am just as shocked and disgusted as you are.

Crazy, so how did you meet Juboo, is that's what you call?

Yes, my Jewish boo, he does have a name, and I guess we can call him Andy, but between us it's Juboo.

Which do you call him Juboo at home?

No, not now, it all started, I started calling him that, you know that time when you're dating somebody before, you're like for real,

and they're like not a real person, but you fucking do stand up, but you got to call him something.

So that's where you started, where I was like, I got a little Juboo, you know, but what was the person, and then you know,

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