Putting Faith in your Love Life (w/ Liza Treyger)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Podcast, Love, Comedy, Hookups, Relationships, Interview, Sex, Interviews, Dating, Romance, Therapy, Comedy Interviews, Encounters, Bumble, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Advice, Couples, Dating Apps, Hookup, Single, Stories, Health & Fitness, Raya, Tinder, Nicole Byer, Date, Relationship

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

"Go out into the world with confidence, not desperation." Can crystals and candles help with your love life? Liza Treyger (stand-up, Horace and Pete) joins Nicole to discuss their benefits or lack thereof. They also talk how their religious and spiritual beliefs that help to shape their relationships, in addition to make-up and wardrobe issues, the Fyre Festival documentaries, and how boring people suck. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:09.6	Why won't you date me?
0:11.4	Why won't you date me?
0:13.3	Please tell me why.
0:23.0	Welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:26.8	It's a podcast for me and Nicole Byer tries to figure out
0:29.7	how to fuck.
0:31.3	I'm still single.
0:33.6	Even though I will lick your balls,
0:37.2	tickle your tape and giggle at your bad jokes.
0:40.8	My guest today, you've seen her comedy central half hour,
0:43.8	you've seen her half hour at Netflix,
0:45.2	part of the degenerate series.
0:47.1	It's Lisa Trigger!
0:51.0	Yay, thank you.
0:52.8	I'm happy to be here.
0:54.4	Much for doing this, for taking time out of your Saturday.
0:58.8	Is it Saturday?
1:00.0	I don't know.
1:00.8	Yeah, no, you're right, you're right.
1:01.6	It is?
1:02.1	Yes.
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