How to Have Friends with Benefits

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Do you want a FWB? Or do you really want a FB? Or perhaps an R? Tessa and Stevie navigate the tricky world of the hang and bang (copyright: Tessa) and ask the question that no popular film has ever asked: can people who are attracted to each other ever be friends?

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0:00.0	And the Hey babies I regret starting it like that. How are you doing? There we are that It's gonna be a sexy one.
0:24.0	Someone's had a friend with benefits and someone has not. Can you guess which one it is, be-be-be?
0:30.0	Yeah. Welcome to nobody panic. I'm Stevie.
0:33.0	Tessa is over there.
0:34.0	Hello.
0:35.0	We are doing an episode today on how to have friends with benefits.
0:39.0	How to have a friend with some benefits or a flub a fub perhaps even more than one it is a
0:47.0	suggestion and here is their name no it says very particularly I would like to remain anonymous in capital letters. But please, please, please do an episode on how to be friends with benefits. Many exclamation marks. I know nothing more. So clearly it's a
1:06.7	starting out for no name. I'm hungry for more what's going on here. I could
1:11.5	analyze from this alone. Yes. And I will. No, it's a very juicy
1:18.6	one and the energy of the message suggests it's perhaps trickier than first thought.
1:25.0	And ongoing.
1:26.0	Oh and on.
1:27.0	Oh and on.
1:28.0	Very much ongoing. Okay, well before we get into it, maybe we should do our adult things.
1:32.0	Absolutely.
1:34.0	Mine is that I did a long drive.
1:38.0	Okay.
1:39.0	Happy to be here.
1:40.0	And I looked out where the cheapest petrol was.
1:42.0	That is good. And I drove, made it on. I looked at where the cheapest petrol was.
1:42.6	That is good.
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