How To Get Your Parents To Stop Pressuring You To Date

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Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

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🗓️ 27 January 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Jared and Jordana start the show with a reaction to Clare and Dale from The Bachelorette suddenly calling it quits, and tell us what this says about people who swear they’ve “met the one” too quickly. Then a listener writes in to ask how to deal with parents that excessively pressure you to date. How do you create boundaries without starting a fight? The Awkward Sexual Encounter involves an old couch, bad aim, and an overeager virgin. Next, an emailer writes in to ask whether or not it’s shady for her boyfriend to hide his IG stories about his relationship from a select list of women. Is he trying to keep them from seeing he’s in a relationship so that he can keep his options open? Finally, they play a game of Red Flag or Deal Breaker featuring a conversation about people who wait a full week to text you back. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week's episode is brought to you by FOPA, the one and only can cocktail co-created by
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0:33.2	Hello and welcome to the U-Up podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham. And I am Jared-Free. Jordana,
0:40.4	it is a pleasure to be back here with you virtually once again. How are you? What's going on?
0:45.6	I'm pretty good. I mean, I have to say New York is a very boring place right now in this winter.
0:52.8	So I know you're in Florida, you're very lucky to have a nice weather, be able to be outside. It is
1:02.4	it is very boring. Yeah, listen, that's really, this is the, that's a luxury issue right now. I get that.
1:09.6	Yeah, but no, listen, I'm, this is, you know, why I ran away. I was like, my parents are like,
1:15.2	we have this guest room. Come on down and, you know, breathe some fresh air. And I, and genuinely,
1:22.0	it was because, you know, in my mind, I was like, I just want to take a walk. Like, the minute I
1:26.4	couldn't walk the bridge was the minute I was like locked in, you know, just in the confines of like
1:32.8	20 by 20. Like it's just like the, you know, the space issue. And so I, again, I know how lucky I
1:39.6	am. I'm not, I'm not going to go on and about the sunshine and the beaches and the bicycling and
1:46.0	the working out outside and the, and the, you know, the socially distanced restaurants where you can
1:52.8	eat, you know, at them. Yeah, I'm not going to go on it. Oh, yeah. Now, you know, I know that I've
1:58.0	got the visual painted. It's funny that nothing hit home more than you see that meme with like the
2:03.6	bird walking on the beach. And it's like going on my like little daily walk, like stupid daily
2:09.3	walk, just to feel something. Yeah, it was that eagle. It was a, it was a bald eagle. And it looks,
2:15.5	it looks so angry. And it's like, I just, I remember there's a coffee place that's like a few
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