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To Amber and Vouge.

To Vouge and Amber, the podcast.

We are here and some of us are still queer. Isn't that worrying at me? We've lost to Imo. She's off in Thailand, not Thailand. Emma's in Thailand. Honestly, now that she's here we can say it. She is always on holidays. Someone tried to say that to me yesterday. You're always away. I was like, You are. You're always on holidays, Amber. You are, yeah. Hardly, like, because I went to Lanzigrotti after got kicked out of dancing with the stars. Kicked out of her hole. Why not? Well, I'm going back.

I'm hitting the dance floor on Sunday. I'm doing a group dance. It won't know what hit it. Fingers cross. I need something to wear for the rap party. Might be wearing my St. Patrick's Day outfit for the rap party. We will see. I'm going to change my nails as well. I got, oh no, I've taken the green off. I have got imposter syndrome for St. Patrick's Day.

Now I'm sure someone's

going to throw a bottle of piss at me. Joanna has firmly placed it into my mind. I'm like, okay, well, that's just happening now. So you're in a car. I'm going to change of clothes. Yeah, I'm in a car. you're in a car and you just drive through it.

You want to keep an eye on the weather.

I'm hearing a car. You're in a car and you just drive through this. You want to keep an eye on the weather. I'm hearing about like, um, I looked last week and it seemed okay. No, I don't. No, it's raining on Tuesday. It's not raining a lot. And it's warm enough, 12 degrees. Oh, 12 degrees. That's what we think. A gal I work with said that. So the parade goes along her route and she said they've made a sign saying Amber for president. So take a picture. I'm going to spit at it. So you have to go. So do you go in a car at the front of the parade and just wave to people. I think so.

Oh, please.

I can't talk about it now.

Someone was saying to me, what does she do? I hadn't considered. I was like, she's obviously, I was like, she's just going to be in a car going like this. I haven't thought about the logistics of it. I just liked the idea of it because like I love being Irish. and any chance I get to talk about being Irish I will and I was like this is like the ultimate goal of Irishness and I was like I'll do it now I'm like oh my God what if no one wants to wave at me and what if people throw things at me oh they will and come here who's in the car with you yeah yeah who's in the car with me I don't't know. If I'm allowed bringing someone, you're coming down

with me. How long is the parade? Will I be able to hold attention for that? I can't wait. I think it's going to be a great day. Because do you remember Dad used to take to the parade? Do you remember that or no? Years. I can't remember the last time I went in for the parade. We used to always go in, I know this is terrible to say, go in and grab a bag of cans and go to Steven's Green.

We used to always go in, I know this is terrible to say, go in and grab a bag of

cans and go to Steven's Green. We used to do the Paddy's Day pub crawl. We used to have this

pub call all around Camden Street and stuff and it was so much crack. Paddy's Day was a big day

for everyone. It still is. They got these jellycat. I nearly bought one. I nearly bought one.

And when I was in the airport, I saw one in Heathrow Terminal 5 or whatever it was. And I almost bought one and I was like, I'll get one the next time I'm flying. And then they sent us one, the four leave clover.

The one that people were queuing around the corner for in brown thomas someone came

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