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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

How to Feel Rich! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.95.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Draft Kings: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code AYG. Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER. New York: call eight seven seven eight HOPENY or text HOPENY. Connecticut: call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven or visit CCPG dot org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Wager tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus in most states. Void in Ontario. Restrictions apply. Bet must win to receive Bonus Bets which expire in 7 days. Minimum odds required. For additional terms and responsible gaming resources, see D K N G dot co slash audio. Limited time offer. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.

0:14.1

Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

0:19.7

Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that after me, classy. Yeah. Or if they're just a big old piece of trash. Garbage. I'm your host, H. Truly coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootty's in a new edition.

0:38.4

Woke up this morning delivered to the house a dozen long stem red roses.

0:44.4

Whoa.

0:45.2

Addressed to my little sweetie pie and Tuddy.

0:48.7

Wow.

0:49.7

Yeah.

0:50.2

Okay.

0:50.8

She was shaking somebody's bedpost last night.

0:53.8

Hey, you know, somebody with a couple last night. Hey, you know that.

0:54.6

Somebody with a couple of bucks.

0:56.0

Bringing the goods.

0:57.0

Yeah.

0:57.9

Very classy move.

0:59.6

Yes.

1:00.1

To send roses after a night of fornication.

1:05.3

Probably they were probably at a motel to pay by the hour.

1:08.8

The shout out to the Lincoln Motel down there on a boulevard.

1:11.4

Woo-wee, the door opens out to the parking lot. Uh-huh. Very nice, though. Nice. How are you with flowers? Uh, why don't if you introduce me, maybe we'll get into it. Kevin Ryan. Yeah, you didn't like that, did you? I did not. What up, gang, shout out to you. As always, just make sure to rate review,

1:27.0

rate review, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on YouTube.

1:29.9

Full video available over there on Spotify, baby. And then obviously patreon.com slash all that garbage go over there. You get all that bonus content. Not to mention the boys are going back out on a road. A boyzer on the road. Couple of big ones. We got Tampa. Make sure you get those tickets. We're going to be down at side splitters for the weekend. Uh-huh. Get tickets, come see that.

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