Cristina Mariani!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian Cristina Mariani! You know Cristina Mariani from stand up comedy, Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino, Kill Tony, Tiger Belly, Take Your Shoes Off, Harland Highway Podcast, First Date with Lauren Compton, Trash Tuesday, FatFish Podcast, Jim Norton Can't Save You and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Blue Chew: https://bluechew.com Promo Code: Garbage Quince: Go to https://quince.com/garbage for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
0:04.0	This is RU Garbage.
0:05.2	Oh, yeah.
0:05.8	It's a little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it to get up to be classy. Yeah. Or they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Aisholy, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootie's in a new edition. she's having a little bowl of cocoa pebbles.
0:19.2	Okay.
0:20.1	Light morning.
0:22.0	All right.
0:22.6	My coach is coming at you from right next to me.
0:24.3	That's crazy. new edition. She's having a little bowl of cocoa pebbles. Okay. Okay. Light morning.
0:22.0	All right.
0:22.6	My co-s is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of, Are you Garbage? He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world. And regardless of him, I'm not laughing, I still love him. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan. Hey, what's up, gang. Shout out to you. As always, just make sure you rate view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube.
0:38.5	Full video available on YouTube.
0:38.5	Full video available over there on Spotify. And the boys are climbing to frigging charts. Then obviously the greatest website of all time, www. www.com. You go over there, you join over to 15,000 members on Patreon gang. Yes, sir. And gang, we couldn't be more excited to have her incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest
0:54.3	here with this today for the first time.
0:56.6	She's one of the big stars down there in Austin, Texas. Very funny, very successful stand-up comedian. She's on tour right now. Give it up for the one, the only Christina Mariani, everybody. Thanks. Cool as a cucumber, this one. You were about to clap for yourself. Yeah, no, I was like, oh, my God, I did so many compliments. Thank you. Thanks for coming in. We appreciate it. Here's the crazy thing. I know this little bit. I know you were born in Italy. No, I wasn't born in Italy, actually. I was born here. Then I moved to Italy right after.
1:28.1	She's lying. No, no, no. Wait, you said that again? You were. So I was born here, but then we moved to Italy. Right. Yeah, my parents, they got the American citizenship. My mom, she was born in Italy. You know, my dad was in America. and. I know how hard it is to hold getting a citizen thing.
1:46.6	Here's my point.
1:48.3	I also love how you, you've never opened with such a strong guess of a fact on somebody.
1:53.6	Hey, you were born in Italy?
1:54.7	No, I wasn't.
1:55.5	Okay.
1:56.0	Thanks.
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