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Nobody Panic

How to Drink More Water

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Comedy, Education, Society & Culture

4.8933 Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2022

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

In a bid to tackle this listener episode suggestion, Tessa reveals she doesn’t know what the drinks aisle of a supermarket is and Stevie vehemently rejects a specialised water bottle that after this recording she will then go on to own and also swear by. A fun, absolute state of an episode. 


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Recorded by Ben Williams and edited by Clarissa Maycock for Plosive

Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

And the Hello everyone and welcome to the podcast it's me Tessa and my well

0:21.5

hydrated friend Stevie I was just glugging some water so that's what I was doing.

0:27.0

Talk us through what you've got there Stevie.

0:29.0

Well I'm in the fancy plosive offices which you call the Netflix offices.

0:33.0

They've got a lot of well lined up soft drinks in the refrigerator.

0:37.4

So good.

0:38.2

This is a carton of what looks like old-fashioned milk, but it's actually called Noble Water, N-O-B-L,

0:45.4

it's some free advertising for them. Oh my God, yeah, look, it's 100% recyclable,

0:49.5

including the lid. Good Lord! By Jove! It sounds like this podcast is brought to you by Noble Water, but it's simply not.

0:56.0

This is a request that we've had in from Eva from Germany, who says, I don't mind my message and my name being read on the air

1:06.7

Amazing. She says not sure if it's broad enough topic for your podcast

1:10.1

Listen have you heard the stuff that we do either? How to understand walls?

1:13.9

How to understand what a wall is, thank you very much.

1:16.8

It's actually quite specific.

1:18.2

She said, but maybe you could talk about how to drink enough water.

1:21.8

I'm... We thought, fuck it. Yes, obviously yes. I've struggled with

1:28.0

drinking enough water for as long as I can remember and I've tried just about

1:31.0

every trick, special water bottles

1:33.0

apps rewards challenges with others so what feel what are you up to it feels like you've done

1:39.2

everything that we're about to say I've got some suggestions. So far nothing seems to really work. I know how

1:46.0

important it is but somehow it doesn't come easy for me. Maybe you have some insights and ideas.

1:50.1

Oh boy do we. I have two. Eva either loyal listener and fan from Germany look at us

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