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U Up?

How To Date Someone Outside Your Faith

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.814.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

This episode starts with Jordana sharing how her cute puppy Ronnie gave her an unexpected wake-up call, which even led to her losing her phone! J&J then dive into listener advice, reading about a woman dating outside her faith and offering tips on handling her traditional parents while explaining why meeting the person matters more than expectations. They break down twins posting matching photos on dating apps, define what a “mini makeout” really is, and roast the worst breakup text clichés like “I’m rooting for you” and “you deserve better.” Plus, they debate whether snoring or using a CPAP machine is a deal breaker or just a lame excuse? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

There's nothing worse than like a packed street with umbrellas.

0:23.1

I hate a packed street. I'm worried you're going to lose an eye. Right. And I hate when people aren't more, again, another one where you're like, be a little bit more aware. It's tough with the with the umbrella. I hate umbrellas, but I have to have one because of my hair. Umbrella's a tough game. It's a tough way. This is the beauty of Del Rey. You never, I can't see you use it in a brawl. I would never.

0:23.7

I feel like you would think it was emasculating. I agree. That's exactly why. Look at this. Does this look like a man? What if it's a heavy downpour? I don't care. Do you own an umbrella? No. Wow. Do you have rain boots?

0:39.5

Do you have a rain jacket?

0:41.4

I do now because of Florida.

0:44.7

Yeah.

0:45.5

Can't wait for the hurricanes in Del Rey Beach when you don't on an umbrella.

0:50.8

No.

0:51.6

If it's a hurricane, the umbrella will fly away.

0:53.9

You're fucking Mary Poppussies. Look at these pussy. Look at these pussy. an umbrella. No. If it's a hurricane, the umbrella will fly away. He's fucking,

0:54.3

Puppies. What? Look at these pussy. Hello and welcome back to the U-Up podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham. And I am Jared Fried. It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana. How are you? What's going on? I'm a little frazzled. You've had a morning. I've had a morning.

1:10.4

You've, I have had a morning.

1:12.3

I have had it.

1:13.3

I have had it.

1:13.8

Yes.

1:14.4

So. What's going on? I'm a little frazzled. You've had a morning. I've had a morning. I have had a morning.

1:12.3

I like the people say stuff like that. Yes. So what happened? So we started a half hour. I got a text from you. We're supposed to start at nine. The text from you, no exclamation points, no punctuation was lost my phone. We're starting at 930. I said had a phone issue.

1:26.3

Had a phone issue.

1:27.0

Which is what I said to make it sound more legitimate than it was.

1:30.4

Let's hear the actual story. And then I will say whether I would have been okay with it or not okay with it. In any way, would I ever be not okay with it? I couldn't give the whole explanation because it was too long. Is there more pressure on you that I come up here? Like, is it feel like you have a guest here? Because I come from Florida to do this show, did you feel like, oh my God, Jared's here all the way from the South? I don't feel that. I feel like calling Florida to the South. I feel like we're pretty good with each other's like, late, occasional lateness rescheduling shit. We're like pretty, pretty i think that's like a mutual i think it's one of the best parts of our relationship yes i think that there's no irritation there's no i have never felt any productions like we do actually but actually actually can't speak for the people who work with us yes between you and I, I don't think in the history of this show we've ever had like, I cannot do Tuesday. Yeah. No. And I would assume that's how a lot of like, you know, we're like the Beatles. You know, we're like a music group. Exactly. I would assume that that's where a lot of friction comes up with like music groups. I'm sure, scheduling that kind of thing whose time is more important. But yeah, I think we're... Your time is more important. No, it's not. No, it's not. I defer to the CEO. No, but okay. So my, this was like the one morning, we're starting at nine.

2:51.3

We usually don't start this early.

2:52.6

This is abnormally early for us. Yes. So I had to take a 742 train to get in. That is a, that's a, at nine. That's a different group. Yes. Usually I take like the 813. Totally different group. Different five. 813. After eight is different, in my opinion, than anything in the sevens.

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