Okay, Mike McCallum, it's thank you so much for doing this today. I really do appreciate it.

We're going to dig into a lot of questions that I've prepared and the audience have prepared.

Before we do probably get started, I've got a little intro, but to tease you on the intro,

I want to personally thank you for helping me not have to buy a cow.

That's a great cliffhanger.

Here we go. Here's the intro.

There's a freestyle going off the done.

Ready for my close-up? Good looking. Let me tell you get more bookings.

Oh, that'd be nice, giving me tips, tools and advice. Yeah, you're going to get them hung.

You're going to sit back, listen to Mark Simpson.

Whoa, having a blast, going to get it on the Boosley podcast.

Boosley like Bruce Lee because it's so hard on the T.E. is Loosley.

Making up those rhymes. Don't write it just to be Loosley.

If you want my respect, you're a bit of put direct.

Here are the words in the podcast. That's what comes next.

All right, that was my get-different.

I love that. That was my real love.

So the gentleman rapping, he's a guy called Chris Turner.

You do got to check him out on YouTube.

He is a middle class, not a very upper class British white guy,

but he turns up at events and he does freestyle reps.

I discovered him on YouTube in the lockdown.

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