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Smith and Sniff

How to brush your Hyundai

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

5th Gear, Road Trips, Comedy, Leisure, Top Gear, Improv, The Grand Tour, Automotive, Cars

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Jonny has encountered a strangely-dressed car washing man. Also in this episode, how to pronounce car names, the surprising niceness of Watchet, the joys of a narrow car, what you get on a base model these days, chaotic looking 911s, defending terrible clothes because they cost a lot, getting close to a fox, vigilante path clearance, the car for a jazzy man in linen, patting a Jag, shouting at an Up GTI driver, Britain's best allotment cars, the Focus and Fiesta facelifts, the new Peugeot 308 doesn't look right, getting annoyed with people leaving sun visors down, Banham kit cars, and the all-new Smith and Sniff encyclopaedia.

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0:00.0

I'm Richie Porter, I'm Johnny Smith and this is Smith and Smith the podcast in which two

0:06.1

friends talk about cars and many other things.

0:09.8

I've been on holiday and I came back for lots of nice things happening on holiday.

0:18.7

It was a genuinely good holiday but not going to tell you about that, going to tell you

0:24.7

about the fact that I'm now, as I speak to you, I'm sitting in my parents' house because

0:30.4

I'm staying in the West Country this week doing some shoots for the YouTube channel, going

0:36.8

for little walks with my dad and I went for a walk yesterday in a place which used to

0:43.4

be a shithole and it's not now, it seems to be really good and we was, was that by Madonna,

0:51.2

this used to be a shithole, that was what I was going to hear, sorry.

0:55.9

And the thing that we're still talking about in almost disbelief was the fact that we

1:01.2

were, there's an old, there's an old sort of mining train trail from the harbour of this

1:08.8

little seaside town and we wanted to go on it and while the weather was good and it goes

1:14.5

under a steam train track but we couldn't find the start of it, we knew we were nearby

1:18.9

and we went down a couple of little back roads, back streets right next to the harbour.

1:25.6

And there was a guy, I mean I, I, I said to clocked it and did an eyebrow raise to my

1:30.3

dad, there was a guy washing his car with a normal house, but very in mind it was the hottest

1:36.4

day of the year, he was, he was washing it in the mid afternoon so the time when he probably

1:40.6

shouldn't.

1:41.6

Yeah.

1:42.6

With a house pipe in one hand and in the other hand it was, you know a dust pan and brush,

1:47.0

the brush of the dust pan.

1:50.6

Yes.

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