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I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith. This is Smith and Sniff, a podcast in which two friends talk

about cars and many other things. Just a quick one to start, Richard. Yes. I've written down

relentless pursuit and that's because I quite like the phrase. This is your new aftershave.

Do you know that's not a bad name for you. You could see it at Christmas time,

being quite an sort of atmospheric but slightly pointless advert which you can't decipher the

meaning of. It's you and you're standing on a rooftop in Tokyo at night for no reason at all

with a castrel on your hand. Am I tossing car keys in the other hand? Yes. But staring into

the middle distance so I can't see that they're going to land in my hand or not. They might fall off.

Yeah, but you're so good. They hit that arm every time. But then for some reason you've got a

third hand that's throwing petals into the street below. Third hand. And then the camera zooms

into your face into your eye and go straight into your pupil and it goes dark and then suddenly

it's it's it's you but you're standing in the middle of a wall of death with lots of bikes going

all around. Oh yeah. And I've got my hands aloft like a like the ring leader of a circus. Yeah

there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why wearing not ring leader? That's something different.

Ring leader. Yes. Ring leader of a crime gang. Have I got sort of what like 10

tattooed bikini ladies on a highly modified Honda Cub 90s going around me on the drum of

Doom. Yeah. Why not? Yeah. You know what? That wasn't what I was going with it where I was going

with. You're wearing a long black leather coat. Yeah, but it's open and underneath I'm wearing really

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