How to Be Single in Lockdown

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2020

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Struggling to be single during lockdown? Stevie and Tessa got so many requests for this that they chatted to their single pals and collated some motivational, hopefully helpful advice to get you through now this period of time where nobody can legally date anyone. Absolute state of it.

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Recorded by Naomi Parnell and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions.

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0:00.0	Do you love social media? Do you hate social media? Do you love me? Stevie. Or me, Gina.
0:09.6	Who are you? I'm your little sister. And this is our new podcast my delete later where we go into
0:14.9	interesting people's timelines look at their missteps and things they're proud of
0:18.3	yes we basically get cool people like James Acaster Ed Falls Falls, Owen Jones, Arja Barber to bring their worst post, first
0:26.3	posts and posts that they like and we discuss them, rip them apart be there.
0:31.3	So subscribe to Might Delete Later, later the podcast you can find it on
0:34.8	anywhere that you normally get your podcast Spotify Apple or whatever it's way
0:38.7	better than nobody panic yeah what Yeah, what? Hey, ladies and gentlemen and guests. Hello!
0:54.0	Nobody. Hey ladies and gentlemen and guests.
1:02.8	Hello!
1:03.8	Nobody panic.
1:05.6	I'm Stevie and to my right is Tessa.
1:11.1	Hello, hello, we're just two, yals, gonna guide you through some nonsense.
1:19.0	We have received quite a lot of emails with the same sort of vibe I would broadly categorize them as
1:29.2	oh my god lockdown can you help?
1:34.0	Which we have actually done how to survive lockdown the first time around.
1:38.0	So if you go back and have a listen to that, and then another one being like,
1:41.0	I'm single, I will never meet anybody ever and they have very much increased over this
1:48.6	the mailbag is full and we've been going through the mailbag and the vibe there is a lot of vibe coming out of like what oh no my womb is withering I'm alone what are we going to do?
2:02.0	Oh so if you are feeling like that, oh you are so not alone in those
2:08.4	feelings they are big and they are increasing. Yes many many parts of many types of bodies are withering.
2:15.2	As people sort of just sit and look at their own bodies and go, is this I'm alone?
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