Hello and welcome to the upgrade LifeHackers podcast where we do our darnest to help you improve your life one week at a time.

I'm Melissa Kirsch, editor-in-chief of LifeHacker.

And I'm Alice Bradley, LifeHacker's deputy editor and Melissa's right-hand person. Is that right, Melissa?

You know, I'm still thinking about whether or not we're going to call you that, but for now that works.

Do you feel like I'm gunning for your job?

Kind of. You've been here a week, and already I like walking in every day and you've like sent me a list of ways I can improve.

I've got my eye on you. That's all I'm saying.

All right. Before we start our show, we wanted to let you know that we're going to be making some changes to the podcast.

That's right. We're upgrading the upgrade. Insert triumphant music here.

We have all kinds of ideas that we're excited about, but we'd love to hear from you, our beloved audience.

What would you like to hear more of?

What would you like to hear less of?

What would you like to hear that is nothing like what we're doing right now?

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at 347-687-8109. So, Alice, today we are talking to writer, comedian, web developer,

and expert in quotes, Andy Boyle. So I hear. According to his official bio, he is definitely a human man and not three children stacked on top of each other inside a trench coat.

We're going to find out.

Yeah.

So Andy has gone viral on the internet, not one, but two times.

That's not possible.

We're going to find out what's up with that.

He's also the author of the new book, Adulthood for Beginners, All the Life Secrets, Nobody Bothered to

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