How to Answer ‘Why Are You Still Single?’

U Up?

Betches

Comedy, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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With the holidays here, Jordana & Jared help listeners handle the nosy “Why are you single?” questions from family! They also share survival tips for the biggest drinking night of the year and explain what ladder statements to use to lock in a first date. They also answer a listener’s questions on whether six weeks is too soon to meet someone’s family over Thanksgiving? It’s a fun, relatable episode you don’t want to miss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:29.7	I honestly just want to go to a place where a woman who, you know, a woman like who smells nice
0:37.4	rubs my hair and face and then like... who, you know, a woman, like, who smells nice,
0:42.7	rubs my hair and face, and then, like, kisses me a little bit.
0:46.3	Forehead, cheek, maybe, like, a hug, and then... I've seen the thing where you can pay someone to, like, hug you.
0:48.6	Yeah.
0:49.3	They do have a paid cuddle thing.
0:51.2	That became big during the pandemic.
0:52.6	I think that's too much.
0:53.8	Okay.
0:54.3	I just want the rubbing, the... And then a make-out. And then also every five minutes, they go, you are stiff. You are... They're validating. Yeah, a little validated. They touch my shoulders. They go, oh, you needed this. Okay. That's all I want out of a woman. I think you could find some place to do that. Right? Yeah. Okay.
1:27.7	For sure. It's called creepy dude. If you're listening. Hello and welcome back to the U-Up podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham. And I am Jared Fried. It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana. How are you? What's going on?
1:32.7	I am great. And I have waited until we started recording. Whoa, I can see there's a story in your eyes. I have waited to thank you for your gift, which I've received in the mail. Oh, you got my
1:39.8	gift. Oh, the baby gift. The baby gift. See, I don't even know these things. I, again, I don't know if that was our opener on YouTube, but I pay for a lot. I have a lot of wives. I'm like a Mormon church. How many baby gifts have you sent out in the past month? Like four or five? Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:01.5	Wow.
2:01.6	You know a lot of pregnant people.
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2:09.6	Jordana now knows.
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