You're listening to Heaving Buzums, the podcast where two best friends recap romance novels,

while naming characters with word association and cackling.

Go to love what we love and do what I love.

Stack our shells with the crutches out. Shad HB's life. Hey, HBs.

When this episode is published, Sabrina will be on her trip to England.

She's in England times right now. Oh my God, I hope she's having the best time.

This is going to be part one of how the Marquess was won by Julie Ann Long.

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ads right now. And on this Friday, you're getting a quickie on the Zoe Draven alien romance

rabbit hole Sabrina recently fell down. So get stoked for that.

Today, though, we're recapping the first half of how the Marquess was won.

Here we go.

Love it out of love. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, Sabrina. Oh, hi, my little spoiler, princess, Sabrina.

Oh, hi, my little spoiler princess.

Oh, no.

HBs, I did it again.

Okay, this one was not nearly as egregious as the undertaking of heart and mercy.

Hey, listener, do you remember in the undertaking of heart and mercy episode at the beginning

when we told you all about the text messages where Mel assumed I was done with the book?

And I understandably in that case, understandably.

50% not understandably.

You know what?

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