Yo, parish orphans and retrogrades.

Welcome to a weekend edition of the show.

Today, I promise to all of you a large personal announcement,

that large personal announcement will tend to in one second.

And it's a family show.

Sometimes it gets a little blue, but it is a family show for right-wing people, for

Catholic people. And today is a family episode of a family show because we're going to be

talking about things like, what are the basics of the Christian family? How does it work?

You know, what does day-to-day look like?

Should the kids have reading times?

How does weekday and weekend day-to-day look different?

What about screen time?

What's the material for reading?

What's the material for movies as a family?

What's the rigmarole with prayer time?

What does date night look like between my wife and myself?

What's the babysitting situation?

We know women don't handle stress well.

They really don't.

So how do I minimize stress in Steph's life?

What did you say? I said, oh boy, they do not. How horribly women handle stress. You're bad at stress, ladies. Here, let's use this camera so I look like the same. I hate... Like that? I hate on this camera how I look tiny. I'm not a tiny man. I don't like looking tiny. All right.

So let me, let me zoom you in. Let me get the, that's, that's the content we have for you now,

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