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The Bert Show

How Should Our Junior Listener Confess To Her Crush?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Can you help our Junior #BertShowFam? How should she tell the boy in her class that she has a crush on him? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.0

Hi, we've got a junior listener that needs some help and it's very similar to an email

0:06.2

we will get from time to time.

0:07.8

You know that age, man, when you're young and you're not really exactly sure how to approach

0:12.7

a boy or a boy approach a girl and now you got all the social pressure of all your friends

0:17.6

around you and now you have to deal with online criticism if something awkward goes wrong

0:22.8

and now she's wondering, how do I tell this dude?

0:25.2

Hey, Bert Show, I really need you help on something.

0:28.8

Bert Show, if this is real drama, so don't judge me.

0:31.6

I'm in high school right now and there's a guy I really like.

0:34.7

He both started really becoming friends two weeks ago because we sat at the same group

0:38.4

table together during class and we have the same lunch period.

0:42.1

Before getting to know him, I thought he was really weird and random since he would

0:45.7

burrow out the most extreme and irrelevant things during group discussion, such as calling

0:50.4

someone self-hate homophobic.

0:53.4

Oh, okay.

0:54.4

Let him explain.

0:55.4

It's weird.

0:57.0

Which he later told me he meant that if you hate a homo sapien as in yourself, you're

1:03.1

a homophobic LOL.

1:05.1

It's, yeah.

1:07.1

Okay, that's a quirky sense of humor.

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