How Much Money Can You Make Donating Sperm? | DFMB Episode 2
Dispatches From Myrtle Beach
Mythical
4.9 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 23 June 2022
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Charles tells a story of being recognized at a Wal-Mart, and a joke from a fan sparks an interesting conversation about sperm banks. Link reminisces on their days of working together, and reveals a time when Charles made him cry (as an adult). Plus, Charles debuts a segment called “Y'all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, the OD Arcade & Lounge.
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| 0:00.0 | This, this, this, this is medical. |
| 0:04.0 | This is the sound of a grade 8's harpist who also has time to run their own bakery. |
| 0:11.0 | Thanks to Intuit Quickbox automated invoice reminders, she never has to chase payments. |
| 0:17.0 | So suppliers can never pull on her strings. |
| 0:20.0 | Get peace of mind, get Quickbox, not available on self-employed. |
| 0:30.0 | Hi, I'm Charles Neill, fan favorite of Good Mythical Morning and Good Mythical Moor and Link is my son. |
| 0:45.0 | That's right, yeah. |
| 0:47.0 | This is episode two. |
| 0:49.0 | You got to say, welcome to the show. |
| 0:51.0 | Oh, and welcome to the show. |
| 0:55.0 | Which is called, you don't have to do it again, this is it. |
| 0:59.0 | You're doing great. |
| 1:00.0 | You're welcome to the show and I'm glad to have everybody back this week and we'll see what we can swing right into when we get into the show here with my son. |
| 1:09.0 | And you got to say, that's me, Link, I'm here too. |
| 1:12.0 | But I don't want you to say the name of the show. |
| 1:15.0 | Well, I thought of Dean. |
| 1:16.0 | I don't think you did. |
| 1:17.0 | Just say it. |
| 1:18.0 | Just say the name of the show. |
| 1:20.0 | Well, I don't forgot what it is. |
| 1:23.0 | Oh, no, I got it, man. |
| 1:25.0 | And I've been practicing this. |
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