Dad Visits The Red Light District | DFMB Episode 1

Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

Mythical

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2022

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

On the premiere episode of his podcast, Charles shares stories of his new found fame and life in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. He reads some jokes from fans, teaches Link how to shag, and tells of his misadventures with Nancy in Amsterdam's Red Light District. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Fat Harold’s Beach Club.

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0:00.0	This. This. This. This. This is medical.
0:04.0	When you can't quite get the angle, take hands-free selfies with the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 5.
0:10.0	Stand it up, step back and your photos are also synced to your Chromebook, ready to edit.
0:15.0	The new Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 5 and Chromebook, available on Vodafone.
0:31.0	Welcome. I'm Charles Neal, dispatches from Myrtle Beach and rather be shaggin' 53 at AOL.com. Send us some messages.
0:40.0	Oh yeah, you're dad, you're getting right into it. Yeah, I love it.
0:45.0	Promoting your email, you've been getting some emails already?
0:48.0	Yeah, I've been getting some emails and trying to get through some of them.
0:53.0	I had over 300 and some, so it's hard to get them all, but I'm trying to, you know, look at them and respond to them.
1:01.0	Dispatches from Myrtle Beach.
1:04.0	Well, what's going on in Myrtle Beach, dad?
1:06.0	Well, it's hot down here now.
1:08.0	It's got whisk warmed up and we're ready to go shaggin' and have a big time and see what we're gonna do on the show today.
1:14.0	Did you like the song?
1:16.0	Yeah, I liked it. I could have got up and danced.
1:18.0	You could shagged at that.
1:20.0	Yeah, probably could. I'm shagged the most anything.
1:24.0	Now you do know that some people have a different definition of the word shag.
1:29.0	Absolutely. I mean, you know, if you're from Europe, shaggin' is not dancing.
1:36.0	It is what?
1:38.0	It has to do with some kind of sexual activity.
1:44.0	Okay, is it a specific type of sex activity?
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