The Bert show.

Some friends that volunteer their honesty when it's not asked for, that really isn't,

um, it's not really welcome.

It really is just sort of camouflaging bitchiness.

If I didn't ask. It really is just sort of camouflaging bitchiness.

If I didn't ask, why are you going to go ahead and give me your opinion?

And sometimes you ask for honesty, but sometimes too brutal.

Too brutal, you didn't ask for it.

I love that phrase.

I'm just being honest. I'm just being honest. No, you're just being an a-holes. Yeah, right. But if it's your best best friends, don't you expect honesty or would you want them to keep their opinions themselves?

I would always preface it with, you want me to be honest here, bro?

And then that opens up the door.

That's a great way of putting it.

If it's my best friend, I want them to be completely honest.

If I ask.

I'm going to be an a-hole about it.

You can have it both ways.

Save that.

You're getting a happy meal with me. So it's a discussion that came up recently over

dinner and I had a friend who got out of a relationship that was over five years. It was a platonic ending. They just

both decided that this wasn't the one for them and what are we doing here? So they

parted ways and after they split all of her friends were like,

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