The Bert show.

So I want to open up the Bert show Book of Records for good reason.

How much damage did your kid end up doing that you as the parent had to cover for in cash or how much did you have to spend

because they either threw a bash they messed up the car they messed up the house

something what did you have to pay one eight five birch out car, they messed up the house, something.

What did you have to pay?

1, 855, Birca.

And I'm asking this, because my son got him

into a bit of a fender bender.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

His first one?

This is his first one.

Yeah, right?

The good news is, uh, his Fender Benders didn't

as bad as my oldest son's fender benders. Those weren't fender benders at all.

Those were accidents that I had to pay for.

So I get a call from him like, I can't even remember what the night was,

maybe it was last Wednesday night, and I pick up the phone and I go,

what's wrong with the car? And he goes, how did you know something's wrong with the car? And I'm like, because that's the only time you call me son.

I mean, you'll text, hey, how are you doing? But the call comes in. I mean you'll text, hey how you doing but the call comes in I know something happened with the car.

So he's 16 years old so he gets into a quote unquote fender bender and I don't even know what all the details are you

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