You don't want it. You don't need it, but you're going to get it anyway. The Kevin Sheehan Show is Kevin.

I'm here. Tommy is here on this Thursday. I am going to promise to all of you that we're going to get Chris Cooley tomorrow.

He told me yesterday, I promise I'll be ready for Friday.

He was not on the show yesterday, but we had a great group of guests on the show yesterday, Tommy.

Doc was on the show, and you know what was so funny?

Doc goes, what?

Cooley didn't make it?

And usually it's not true.

Usually I call Doc because I call Doc to have him on the show. I love having Doc on the show. But yesterday was at the last second, you know, I realized Cooley wasn't going to be on. So I called him. And he's like, oh, you know, I don't mind being on the JV. So he was doing his whole JV thing. We had Gary Williams on the show yesterday, also Nick Ackridge from Pro Football Focus,

so it was a good show yesterday, I thought.

But I'll try to measure up to that standard.

That's hard for you, but I want you to give it a big time effort today.

Kyle tweeted us, both of us, at Kevin Shee in D.C. and at Tom Leverro.

The soccer conversation with Tom Levero, Kevin,

was the most painful 10 minutes of any podcast I've ever listened to.

I speak for all fans of soccer when I ask you to please never do that again. Thank you, Kyle.

I've gotten a lot of tweets like that. Yeah, me too. I've gotten a lot of tweets from people

saying, please just don't even talk about soccer. Right. But you watch the game. Did you watch the game Tuesday?

Yeah, well, remember, we were together when the game started.

Yeah, but then, right?

But then you went somewhere to watch the game, right?

Yeah, well, I actually came right back to my studio because I had work to do, so I watched

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