How Many Negative Thoughts Does The Bert Show Experience A Day?!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2023
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:56.9 | What's trending now? |
| 0:58.9 | Kristen knows it's the birch house entertainment bus. All about cat.com has put together a list |
| 1:06.8 | of the richest pets in the world. At number three is Taylor Swift's cat. It's a Scottish |
| 1:14.0 | fold cat named Olivia Benson. If that name sounds familiar, that's because it's a character |
| 1:18.3 | off-law and order SVU. She has a net worth of $97 million. |
| 1:24.9 | Olivia earned her worth by appearing alongside Taylor in various commercials like direct |
| 1:31.5 | TV, Diet Coke, and AT&T in her music videos, including me and Blankspace. |
| 1:35.5 | I'm sorry, they're paying the cat. |
| 1:37.5 | They're saying if, like, what would her net worth be? |
| 1:40.3 | Oh, thank God I missed that part. |
| 1:41.3 | Yeah, because she's part of Taylor's brand. What they're saying is she would be worth |
| 1:45.7 | that much. |
| 1:46.7 | I was having real negative thoughts. So that's number three. So that means there's two more |
| 1:50.4 | that are worth more than $97 million. This is a terrible list to put out for those |
| 1:55.2 | that like, I mean, wasn't there the incident not that long ago where the dog walker got |
| 2:00.5 | like jacked up and they stole the dog. |
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