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U Up?

How Many Dates Should You Wait Before Adding Someone On Instagram?

U Up?

Betches

Society & Culture, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Relationships, Comedy

4.714.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2018

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Jared has an awkward hook up after masturbating 700 times. A listener tells the story of watching a gay porn and hearing familiar music, namely the 'U Up' theme song. Another fan asks when the right time to add a dating partner on social media might be. J&J then take a letter about a guy who requested a Venmo refund for a cheeseburger after a first date that went nowhere. Also, is sleeping with a dude on the first date always a bad move? Probably, especially if it's with the guy whose dating profile pics were all taken by his ex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This week's episode is brought to you by the new Motorola Razor Plus.

0:04.1

Motorola is back with a brand new take of the cell phone that defined our youth.

0:08.2

Say hello to the ultra modern ultra pocketable new Motorola Razor Plus featuring the largest

0:14.3

external display of any flip phone. Get ready to flip the script on how you interact,

0:19.9

capture and create with the new Motorola Razor Plus. Re-imagined the possibilities of what

0:24.8

a flip phone can do and get yours now at motorola.com slash us. That's MOTOROLA.com slash us.

0:35.2

Your new pocketpal is calling.

0:42.6

Hello everyone. Welcome to the U.A. podcast. I'm Jared Fried. I'm Jordana Abraham.

0:48.4

Great to be back. It is. Our beginning opening is always very exciting.

0:54.8

Yeah. It's good to see you again. It's good to see you too. We haven't put tape

0:59.4

to the wild for the listeners at home. You know come and get behind the curtain. We do

1:03.5

you know a couple and then we'll get back together. Yeah we've all got you know things going on

1:07.9

but we we make it a priority to be here. Yeah you're the CEO. What are you? President's CEO?

1:13.7

I'm like a chief of content. Chief of content? A cock? I don't really know what the

1:19.2

fuck's going on. I don't know what the fuck's going on. I don't really even know what the fuck

1:23.0

that means but here I am. But there's no other things to do. Yeah this is one of my favorite things

1:29.7

I do all week though. That's so sweet. I was just in an audition. I came from an audition. You know

1:34.4

who I was in the audition room with? These audition rooms are like the weirdest things ever

1:38.8

because it's all people that look like you or they're all people that are like doing different

1:42.3

things. Whatever. I'm sitting there. I'm like oh man I'm such a loser. I'm sitting in this waiting room

1:46.3

all of a sudden Lewis Black walks it. Oh cool. And I was like holy shit and I looked at I was like if

1:50.8

he can be here I can fucking be here and then I just started studying my notes even more. That's great.

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