How many cows does it take to make a pint of milk? 8th August

James O'Brien's Mystery Hour

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 960 Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2013

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Questions on Mystery hour today included: what does a barbecue mean, how do we know the atomic clock is accurate and how do they work out the bills for the street lights?

Transcript

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0:00.0	Being an actor, I find it easy to switch.
0:02.4	One minute, I am an impulsive detective.
0:05.1	Then...
0:06.0	A ferocious tiger.
0:08.0	Here comes advertising address.
0:10.3	Nothing's easier than switching to SkyMobile.
0:12.9	Escape to SkyMobile and get six months half price on selected plans.
0:18.0	Sky. Believe in better.
0:21.8	Ends 21st of January. Plans from £5 for 3 gigabytes.
0:24.4	Excludes 100 megabytes, 25 gigabytes and the limited.
0:26.7	12 month minimum term. Prices may vary.
0:28.4	See sky.com forward slash mobile.
0:30.0	The promise that I issue to you is that by 1 o'clock today you will know more than you do now.
0:38.9	LBC 97.3 Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.
0:48.2	Three minutes after 12, you're listening to LBC 97.3. It's Thursday. It's 12 o'clock. It means only one thing. It's a mystery call.
0:55.0	Mystery hour. Your weekly opportunity to call in with the questions to which you need, on pain of death, you need an answer. You know the number by now. And I didn't mention it earlier because people are getting really clever, bagseeing places on the switchboard. So I wanted to keep a few free for as long as possible by not reminding everybody who tunes in every week.
1:12.4	Now that we're doing so well on iTunes, loads of new people are discovering Mystery Hour.
1:16.1	It'd be nice to think that some of the people who've enjoyed us via the podcasts are now joining us live.
1:20.3	It's even more enjoyable live because we can't, we can't fake anything.
1:24.1	0845-6060973 is the number to call if you have a question.
1:30.6	Ah, who, or why, a when, or wherefore, a whither, we even do the occasional whence.
1:33.9	The point is this. We are dedicated, insert pompous voice at this point, we are dedicated
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