How Long Would You Stick Around For Your Partner Who's In A Coma?

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🗓️ 13 June 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Your significant other suffered a tragic injury that put them in a coma. The doctors tell you it's a 10% chance they'll survive this injury. So what do you do? Stick around and hope for the best or ditch them? In this case, this man left his fiancée immediately, and she woke up five months later thinking she was still engaged. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Get it, the virtue!
0:02.0	Hypothetically, how long would you wait if your partner falls into a coma before you're
0:09.0	like, you know what?
0:10.0	I don't know if they're ever going to come out of this thing and then open up your heart
0:14.4	to somebody else.
0:15.4	Go ahead, ask yourself that question.
0:18.1	Because that's the question I'm about to ask all of you.
0:21.6	And there's three different categories.
0:23.8	So your boyfriend or girlfriend falls into a coma.
0:27.8	How long do you wait?
0:29.2	Your fiance is in a coma.
0:32.0	How long do you wait?
0:33.4	Your husband or wife is in a coma.
0:35.7	How long do you wait?
0:38.7	That is the question.
0:39.7	Do you want me to tell you the story first or would you like to answer first?
0:43.1	Uh, this is your segment.
0:44.6	What do you want?
0:45.6	What you want?
0:46.6	You all stew on it.
0:47.6	And there should be three different answers or maybe the three answers are all the same.
0:51.4	But this is a true story.
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