Hey, Brandon.

Hey, Dan.

Guess what?

My son asked this every day.

I know.

The answer is chicken butt.

It is.

Has he asked you that?

No, but we have talked about it.

Yes.

So, I have an intern.

You do have an intern. For years, I've been the sole member of the narrative department

here at Dragonsteel. And now I have an intern. And it's not even Donald.

It's not Donald. It's like a real intern. It's a real intern. And guess what's the first

job I put him on? Making a spreadsheet of food heists for me.

That's awesome. He has created, because people send food heists. I get one or two a day. Okay.

And I don't have time to read or collate them all. Right. So I'm like, dude, this is what you get to do now. He gets to, is there a column for how cool he thinks it is? Like, he should have him read them. There is not yet. He does read them all, and he gives me a little summary of them. He should rank them for you, like on a scale of a 1 to 10, how cool a food heist this is. Okay. That's just what I think.

It should be a special scale. The one to ten are not just numbers. They are

foods. Berglars. One to ten naked men covered in cheese. Okay. I remember that, but I don't

remember anything about that hise other than it was a naked man covered in cheese.

That was you last weekend?

Oh, is that?

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