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Intentionally Blank

Answering the Internet's Toughest Questions — Intentionally Blank Ep. 232

Intentionally Blank

Brandon Sanderson & Dan Wells

Tv & Film, Tv Reviews, Film Reviews, Fiction

4.9567 Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Brandon Sanderson and Dan Wells confront the Internet’s toughest questions this week. What makes a sandwich a sandwich? How many holes does a straw have? Is water wet? Find the answer to all this and more on today's episode of Intentionally Blank! Want to send me something to open? Dragonsteel Entertainment ATTN: Adam P.O Box 698 American Fork, UT 84003 Get your Wheel of Time updates here with the Bound and Woven newsletter: https://mailchi.mp/brandonsanderson/eye-of-the-world-campaign Stay...

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0:00.0

Hi.

0:05.0

Hi, Dan.

0:05.7

How are you?

0:06.5

I am well.

0:07.8

Well, that is great.

0:09.3

We only have an hour to record for the podcast today, which actually means it's going to be a longer podcast because we're not going to try to squeeze.

0:16.3

We're not going to do three 15 minute episodes.

0:18.8

Yes.

0:19.5

We're going to do one 45 minute episode. So I hope you guys are ready for us because, well, they'll already know. They clicked on the thing. And they're like, wow, a 45 minute episodes? What happened? People always tell us they want longer ones anyway, I think. Yeah. This is true. But I do want to start with a food heist. Okay. This is a very cool, and this happened in August of this year, just a couple of months ago. Uh-huh. This happened at an apiarist. Okay. An apiary. An apiary is like a place that does bees and honey. Oh, okay. Yeah. Really? What's the, what's the origin of that?

0:57.1

What's the etymology of apiary? The apiary is, I did not go to bees. I'll tell you that. I don't know.

1:03.2

Hmm. And I did not look it up for this. Okay. I discovered that word playing the Pen Dragon RPG,

1:09.6

because you can put an apiary in your

1:12.0

knight's estate. Oh, okay. But this one happened in British Columbia. Okay.

1:18.4

Where the apiary was raided by thousands and thousands of bees. Oh, the bees are the...

1:26.7

The bees are the criminals. I didn't want to tell you this before we recorded. Oh, the bees are the... The bees are the criminals.

1:28.4

I didn't want to tell you this before we recorded.

1:31.4

Because I wanted your genuine reaction.

1:33.7

Oh, wow.

1:34.8

So apparently there are hives of successful bees and there are hives of unsuccessful bees.

1:42.1

And when the unsuccessful bees get desperate, they raid other people's hives.

1:47.8

Really?

1:48.6

So this group of like pirate raider bees discovered this apiary and was like, oh man,

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