How Do You Give This Type Of Advice To Your Partner?
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🗓️ 25 November 2022
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 1:26.9 | I can go here to knowing me that you consistently use the lower urinal. |
| 1:33.9 | Excuse me. Yeah, we got two urinals in the man's room. |
| 1:42.3 | I know. I know this because you all got us those contractions where women can pee standing |
| 1:49.4 | up, they go camping. So we went into the men's restroom to use, we used urinals for the first |
| 1:56.2 | time. It was very exciting. I noticed that one that's elevated and one that's lower. |
| 2:01.2 | So Mo and I for whatever reason are on the same pee schedule. You know how women sometimes |
| 2:05.3 | will sink up their cycles? Yes. Mo and I have the same urine cycle. No, I notice that. |
| 2:09.1 | You guys go and use the bathroom at the same time every single day. It actually feels |
| 2:12.2 | weird if I go in here and you don't come. I feel like I'm off center or something. So |
| 2:16.2 | I'm not right. So more often than not because he's got those long ass legs, he gets down |
| 2:19.8 | there before I do. So we just have a longer stride. Fully. It takes him three strides, |
| 2:25.8 | excuse me 35, which to my point, I am five four. You are six three six three. There are |
| 2:33.2 | two urinals in there. One is lower to the ground, probably for kids or short dudes. And |
| 2:39.7 | the other one is for guys that are six three or six four years old are six four. And |
| 2:44.8 | this dude keeps taking the lower urinal why you take a single time? Well, two reasons. |
| 2:51.1 | One, it kind of started as a joke because every time I'm in there, either Bert or Romeo |
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