How do you call out a boomer complaining about kids these days?

Didn't you guys have pet rocks in response to an adult having a temper tantrum over fidget spinners?

Ah, your generation is soft. It's all the participation trophies you were given.

Sure, but who gave us those participation trophies again? Who was that?

You know what's really strange about participation trophies? The other parents really push them on you if you don't want to participate. After soccer season last year, I said that we didn't need to get trophies because we didn't win the league. I'm the coach of a U-10 girls team. The parents went out and bought the trophies for the kids anyway. I guess the point was lost on them. The kids could not have cared less about the trophies. I think the parents were the

ones that wanted them more.

Yeah, now shut the F up, George. You were doing lines when you were their age.

To this day, I still think about that grandma at the grocery store. What a great wife.

Context, I was shopping with my girlfriend. We were laughing

and I accidentally bumped the old geezer's cart. He flipped the freak out with a whole rant

about how horrible young people are today. And his wife sat him the F down. I'm living in Germany

and there was an old man complaining for no reason to a friend and me saying something like,

With soldiers like you, there's no war to win. My friend looked him in the eyes and said,

And with soldiers like you, we lost two of them. This might be my most favorite comment in the

entire world. It's just a bonus that it's Germany. Not to diss most Germans nowadays,

you all are pretty cool. My grandma said something along the lines of,

Young people are so offended these days.

So I reminded her that back when she was born, women were being arrested for wearing pants in public.

I usually come back with,

Says the generation that has a full-blown temper tantrum every time someone says,

Happy Holidays.

My father-in-law is 55. Whenever he starts with that,

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