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How Do You Break Up With Someone Who Won't Let You?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

He's broken up with his girlfriend in person, via text, and even on Instagram. But for some reason, she refuses to accept the breakup. What can he do to make sure this breakup sticks? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue he's trying to break up with her, but she just says no. I don't accept it.

0:05.0

No, no, no, break up. Not here in it. No, no, no, eggs. Nope. This has to be a decision

0:11.4

we're both going to make and I disagree. No, you got something going on in your life.

0:16.4

You want to share with us? Go ahead, hit us up at thebirthshow.com.

0:19.5

Kristen has the email.

0:21.0

Bert show, I desperately need your help. How do I get it through my girlfriend's head

0:25.5

that I no longer want to be her boyfriend? Seriously, I've broken up with her in person,

0:30.4

via text and even on Instagram, but she refuses to acknowledge we are broken up.

0:35.7

For the record, I don't feel threatened or anything. Don't get me wrong. This is some weird

0:39.9

behavior, but I truly don't think she's capable of anything sinister. She's just an incredibly

0:44.7

emotional person and is hell-bent on making this relationship work.

0:49.4

First time I tried to break up with her was in person. We dated for about eight months.

0:53.8

The relationship was great in the beginning. It actually progressed pretty quickly. We exchanged

0:58.4

I love you about six months in. We were spending practically every night together, but

1:02.2

over the last month, something shifted for me. I can't put my finger on it. No, there's

1:07.5

nobody else. I think it's because I'm 26 still figuring things out for myself and would

1:11.9

prefer not to be in a serious relationship right now. She, however, is on a different

1:16.4

page. She's ready for commitment and to settle down.

1:19.6

Our timing is just off. Last week, I told her as kindly as possible that we weren't on

1:25.0

the same page, and I felt it was best if we win our separate ways. Four hours later,

1:31.4

we were still talking about the same thing over and over and over. Oh, I know this. I feel

1:40.1

I've been here four hours later. I made the mistake of doing this at my apartment and

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