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The Bert Show

How Do You *Accidentally* Become A Bridesmaid?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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100925 - 0735 - BERT SHOW DRAMA - Help I accidentally became a bridesmaid

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0:00.0

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0:09.0

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0:11.0

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0:17.3

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0:21.0

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0:23.0

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0:27.9

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0:30.3

Sophie Tom and the kids are standing by the luggage carousel, waiting for Sophie's bag.

0:34.1

Looks like she's going to be wearing Tom's clothes for a week, but she's not worried.

0:37.7

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0:44.9

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0:47.1

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0:52.2

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0:57.2

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0:58.8

Age restrictions and limitations apply.

1:02.6

You're on The Virtue.

1:04.6

She claimed she accidentally became a bridesmaid.

1:07.5

We'll get into her email here in just one second.

1:09.8

Very, very quickly, though,

1:10.9

reminder, want you to buy those raffle tickets to win that brand new 2025 Audi Q3. Only

1:18.9

100 bucks can get to that brand new car and all that money is going to Burke's Big Adventure.

1:24.5

That's a trip we take every year with kids that have chronic and terminal illnesses. Please buy those raffle tickets. We're hoping this thing sells out. You can get them at thebertshow.com or bert's bigadventure.org. All right, Kristen, she accidentally became, how does this happen? How does this happen? Bridesmaid. Yeah, I'm not a thousand percent. Sure, but I think we're about to find out. All right, got this email from a burst show listener.

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