This is exactly right.

You ever have those days where you just never get to shower or do the things you'd like to do for your bod?

This is why I know I can never go camping.

Hi, everybody.

Welcome to Adelton.

This is Jordan Carlos and I could never go camping.

In fact,

I don't even like to connect airplanes because that feels like camping for me. Anytime I have to use a public toilet more than like two times in a day. That's why every time I go to an airport bar,

they're like, do you want six or nine ounces of wine? I'm like, bitch, look at my face. You know, there aren't enough

anti-bacterial wipes. Give me the nine ounce. Just keep it coming. Act like it's a coffee cup

in a diner at a truck stop. Are you serious? The worst thing, though, is getting a little bit too

tipsy. The plane is delayed. And now you are tipsy and have to sober up on a plane?

That's the motherfucking worst.

How's that possible?

It feels like you're living in Christmas story.

Yes.

Like you're in the Christmas past and the present and the future.

And you're just like, I just wanted a turkey to bring home for Christmas.

Yeah. John Gaborz gave me an edible once before I made a transcontinental flight.

And why?

Well, I thought it would be fine.

And it definitely was not.

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