How Do I Turn My Work Hookup Into A Real Relationship?

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Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

J & J start the show with a conversation about Jared’s birthday and the difference between how men and women celebrate. Then an emailer writes in to ask why the guy she is seeing insists on using a condom every time they have sex even though they’re exclusive and she has an IUD. Is this a sign that he’s hiding something, or is he just overly cautious? The Awkward Sexual Encounter of the week features a night of shots and an ugly-cry. Why are guys judged more harshly for showing emotion in a relationship? Next, a listener asks why her office-party hookup hasn’t asked her on a date yet, and whether or not they’re ever going to go out. Another emailer asks whether or not it’s fair to judge a guy she matched with on a dating app who was going bald but didn’t disclose it until the first date. They close out the show with a game of Red Flag or Deal Breaker featuring the age old question: what do you do when your boyfriend accidentally calls you mom? Thanks to our sponsors! Care/of: For 50% off your first Care/of order, go to TakeCareOf.com and enter promo code UUP Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week's episode is brought to you by FOPA, the one and only can cocktail co-created by
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0:33.2	Hello and welcome back to the U of Podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham. And I am Jared Freed. It's so
0:38.8	good to be back here with you Jordana. It's amazing to be here with you and I have to say Happy Birthday.
0:44.8	Oh thank you. I know it was just your birthday on the 21st because I know exactly when your
0:50.8	birthday is. Well you saw it on Instagram stories and you know you saw the sparklers that I got
0:56.0	and me at Nobu with all my girls and all of us cackling while not eating and everything. That's
1:01.9	how I spend my birthday every year. How old are you? I am 35. The ripe old age of 35. It feels
1:09.3	weird to even say. Well now you're 35. I'm 30. Yep. And I feel like we should be at the same
1:16.3	maturity level. That's right. It's given the you know the the male female dynamic. Exactly.
1:22.2	What do you do on birthdays? Are you a big birthday person? Jared you should know this because I
1:26.4	still have your your taunting birthday message about being an unmarried 30 year old woman having
1:32.0	a large birthday celebration. I forgot about that. I saw a lot of people about that. I thought
1:37.5	it was hysterical. I did a big wine tour for my 30 year. I remember now the larger the birthday the
1:44.0	more single the woman of 30. Okay. Yeah. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. Single.
1:52.4	But I do now now that you said it. It's in my head watching every 30th birthday around. What about
1:58.1	the male unmarried 30 day birthday? The male unmarried 35th birthday is just me and a dark shed
2:06.7	and a little candle that's put into an Rx bar. Oh wow. And I blow it out and I say
2:13.6	another year around the sun. And I blow it out and then I go and cry and I caught. Wow.
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