This is exactly right. Welcome. Welcome to adulting. You made it. You crossed the burning sands. I'm Jordan Carlos. I'm here. As always, with my co-from-go, Michelle Vito. Hello, Michelle. You look beauties as always. What's the Casey Kasem is going on? Is this bandstand or is this adulting? American. Bandstand. Yeah. Like, I liked it.

I always wanted to be that guy. I wanted to be that guy. I wanted to be like, you know, Mad Cow in the morning or Casey Kasem with the top 40 countdown. And yes. And sometimes I bring a dollop and a dab of that to our show. Okay? And now Michael Bolton. Now I know why Jordan stop drinking caffeine.

Oh my God.

Otis said fuck the other day.

What?

We were watching this movie Elemental.

Okay.

And the little fire girl goes, what, though?

And then Otis goes, fuck.

And I was like, what?

And then Hyatt was like, he just said, fuck. I was like, no, he didn't. And he goes, Otis, what? And then, Hyacus, like, he just said, fuck.

I was like, no, he didn't. And he goes, oh, does what you say? He goes, fuck, what the fuck? And I was like, oh, but the movie was so good. We're like, you shouldn't say it because it's a really, he's like, oh, and he was just watching the movie. I'm like, I don't even know how to Yeah.

Talk to a four-year-old

Because their mind is everywhere.

Yeah, they're a little too cute to correct. Like, he doesn't know what a bad word is yet. I mean, my son, he'll remind me that I'm cursing in front of him. Okay. He'll be like, Dad, you're using bad words. So I'm like, okay, I won't do it. Do you? Yeah, yeah, I love that. He's a New York City kid. He's bound to find these words out anyway. And if anything, that story just tells me that the African-American, di-esperatic Caribbean in him is strong because the call and response was right there. What the fuck he joined in? You know what I'm saying? The ancestors were speaking out. Look. Get with the rhythm. The rhyme. Yeah. You know, the other day, Hazel's teacher told me that she called him something mean, but you couldn't remember because we're all so tired. I was like, okay, and I asked her later.

And she said a dummy head. And I was like, oh. His feelings were hurt. And he was like, yeah, she was laughing like it was funny. And when she told me, I was like, it's kind of funny. Because I'm a stand-up comedian, you know? And so how do I talk to her? know obviously yes be nice but like what did you tell

what was the substance of what you told her sometimes we say things that hurt someone's feelings

and we don't do that we don't hurt feelings we lift people up oh but if someone's being mean to you

then you can tell him to fuck off.

I mean, I'm trying, but I don't want to be like, like, I'm not a goop mom.

Right.

You know what I mean?

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