AN ASS THAT CAN SWALLOW YOU WHOLE AND OTHER WANTS AND WISHES feat. Danielle Sanchez-Witzel

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

It’s a family affair this week as Jordan and Michelle warmly welcome esteemed executive producer / pizza machine / showrunner for "Survival of the Thickest," Danielle Sanchez-Witzel. Jordan passionately reviews parenting scenes from a Berkshires restaurant (are they ok?!), Michelle emphasizes that caretaking skills are not exclusive to parenting, and though showrunning can easily run your life, Danielle courageously pushes back with vulnerability.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:07.2	Hello, Prince.
0:08.5	Look at you.
0:09.4	What up?
0:10.2	I love it.
0:11.2	What up?
0:12.1	I love that you're bringing it.
0:13.5	Look, when I'm wearing a printed shirt and a red lip, you know the bitch is tired and I'm trying.
0:18.4	Do you know what I mean?
0:19.1	You just know the bitch is tired and I'm trying. I started doing this thing mean? You just know the bitch is tired and I'm trying.
0:21.5	I started doing this thing where I feel like I'm walking like an old person. What a hell of it? Like you get up and you get up slow and you're like, oh, oh, you got to stretch it out. Yeah. You know what I mean? You got to shape the leg out. you gotta like get i, I'm that person in an airplane that has to do like low budget yoga
0:39.9	by the bathroom door.
0:41.8	Well, you're supposed to get up every 30 minutes on a plane.
0:43.9	That's what they say.
0:44.8	Who's they?
0:46.3	Who the fuck is they?
0:48.6	Who's they?
0:49.5	Alexa.
0:50.0	Bring them here.
0:50.6	Yeah.
0:53.6	You're talking. Bring them here.
1:15.4	I think the vacation starts, even if it's a work trip, when you're packing. Try to have fun packing, because it's so annoying.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.