And we were talking about this crazy holiday we had in Greece where, you know, you had

snogging competitions.

It was just debauchous.

It was just bars.

I remember being sick on some girl's leg one night.

One girl woke up in the bucket of a digger, one of my friends. Of a big sort of like road work digger. Yeah, on like a building site. He'd gone off and some guy. How dangerous is that? Yeah, so woken up in the bucket of a digger. Anyway, that's just one story. But the funny story that I wanted to tell you tonight, I won't mention her name because

she'd be terribly embarrassed, but we all know who it is, let's face it.

You know who you are.

My friend went missing for a bit one night, and another friend of mine found her in the

morning, and she was spread eagled on the bed in our apartment on her own

like face down like a starfish and when my other friend approached her she noticed there was

something sticking out of her bottom and as she approached she plucked it out and it was the guy

that she'd been snogging that night as he'd left and she'd passed out he'd just popped his

business card in her asses I thought you were going to say it was him. He was stuck in there. It's actually quite a romantic story because in the end, we plucked it out and were like, who is this guy? She ended up going out with him for a bit, actually. And we saw him again that night. We were like, yeah, that's a slick move, mate. I don't know whether he was

trying to swipe it like a, like a visa. Anyway, so what this is leading to is me and my friends

are talking about these, these crazy nights out, all these adventures we used to have. You know,

those things don't happen sober, do they, you see? No, they don't. You don't have these adventures.

I've had a lot in my past, so I have a lot, a big repertoire of things that have happened.

But these escapades are really my drinking stories.

They're not my sober stories.

So what we're talking about today is how do you manage people like us who who have been there done that,

done those drinking crazy nights, how do we have a normal night out and enjoy ourselves without

...