How Do I Handle A Guy Who Tries to Make It Too Sexual Too Fast?

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2019

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Ho Ho Ho, happy holidays from J and J. On this joyous Christmas Day Jared and Jordana begin the show by breaking down the most depressing relationship movie of the year, “Marriage Story”. Next, they dive into their Awkward Sexual Encounter which features a goat cheese salad, a rumbly tummy, and some anal penetration. Then a listener writes in wondering if it’s unusual for her bf to be masturbating to pictures of a high school acquaintance. Later a listener writes in wondering if a sexual conversation after a first date means the guy she went out with is worth seeing again. Finally, they close the show out with a round of Red Flag or Deal Breaker. Fill out the U Up? survey to help us make the show the best it can be! Just go to: https://betches.co/uuppodsurvey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:48.3	Hello and welcome back to the UUP podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham. And I am Jared Fried.
0:57.2	Jordana, it's such a pleasure to be back here in the offices with you. I know. Can you believe
1:02.4	that it's already Christmas day? I can't believe it. Merry Christmas. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, my god,
1:11.2	we totally forgot in the office. We were going to, um, we're going to all surprise you with a
1:17.4	congratulatory Delta medallion status thing when you walked in the door. But then, uh, no,
1:23.0	we got some of our parts. But here we are. One person looked up and was like, oh, hey,
1:28.7	you're recording in the back and out there. And I was like, okay, my usual hello. Sorry.
1:32.8	No, it is a big week for me. We were going to do a performance dance number for you. We were
1:37.6	very excited. I, if the, for those that are following along with my life on social media, you know
1:43.4	how important the Delta status is to me. And, uh, it's a huge, well, it's been huge. I've
1:48.8	gotten congratulations from people that like have never even spoken to me. They're like, they're like,
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