The Fertia. Not sure where to begin with this. I guess last night one of the more popular

frats on campus was having a Christmas on the beach theme party, so all around the bar area

were girls dressed in bikinis with vague Christmas themes.

My roommate is dating this total nut job named Sydney,

and as far as I knew they were broken up.

Well, at like 2 a.m.

he bombs through the door with Sydney and her friend into both dressed like

slutty elves with way too much skin showing. My favorite kind of elf by

the way a couple of ho-ho-ho-ho. My roommate and Sydney went into his room and still haven't come out. I was playing

fortnight and the other girl said she was the designated driver and was stuck. Would she,

would you mind if I charge my phone and hung out until she knew what our friend said

and he was doing and I said fine.

Maybe 15 minutes later she said something like, I know this is weird for both of us but

I'm not here by choice and I don't want to bail on my friend but I'm sitting here with a guy I don't really know in a bikini and it's weird and I'm cold.

Do you have some sweats I can borrow? I see you every Monday and Wednesday and I promise I'll give them back.

I told her no I wasn't comfortable with her. Monday and I promised I'll give them back.

I told her no.

I wasn't comfortable with that.

She asked if I at least had a blanket.

I found one in my roommate's spare room, but it was really small and said, sorry, it's the

best I can do. She fell asleep on the couch and I went to bed.

My older sister came to pick me up for breakfast and she saw the girl sleeping on the couch and

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