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Am I the Genius?

How Did You Ended the School Bully Once and For All?

Am I the Genius?

amithejerk.com

Education, Self-improvement

4.6764 Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2026

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0

From Victim to Savage, how I ended the school bully once and for all.

0:06.8

Well, I threw up all over him. After that, he never messed with me again. You established dominance.

0:14.2

I made friends in the football team. Bullies think twice when your buddies with a six-foot-two,

0:18.8

250-pound Samoan. It's crazy how nice so many Samoans are,

0:22.9

by the way. I challenged him to a fight at lunch, left during the period before lunch,

0:28.3

to move 800 miles away. He tried to shove me down an embankment while on a field trip. Had I

0:34.8

fallen, I would have broken my leg all worse, because the embankment ended

0:38.8

about 25 feet down, then dropped off into some deep brush and trees. Anyhow, my best friend

0:44.7

was next to me and said, watch it as he came at me. I sidestepped him and he tumbled down

0:49.1

the embankment over the edge into the brush, fractured several ribs, dislocated his shoulder and broke his ankle.

0:55.0

He never did anything to me again. F you, Darren, you wimp.

1:00.0

A group of sociopaths from my school that always tormented us followed me and my friends to my house one day in a pickup truck.

1:07.0

They stole my friend's shoes, pushed one of them until she fell, and took my sketchpad and threw it in a puddle.

1:12.6

My stepbrother came outside, beat one of them badly, stole his pants and threw his keys into a sewer grating before clonking him with an empty vodka bottle.

1:20.6

It was traumatizing for me on both ends, but that group of kids never even looked at us again.

1:25.6

Step bro, what are you doing? Oh, okay, go ahead.

1:30.3

Half my class beat the crap out of him. It's nice to have a lot of friends sometimes.

1:35.3

I was bullied for my wheelchair, so I ran their feet over. I ruined their pedicure. So is that

1:41.2

counted as attempted vehicular manslaughter? She told me that my face made her want to

1:46.5

take action to not be alive anymore. So I told the school counsellor that she had confided in me

1:51.8

that she was going to take action not to be alive anymore. She had to explain to everyone what she

1:56.4

really said. She'd call me fat and ugly every day. She'd also tell me I was trash because I was adopted, as in your own mother thought you were so ugly that she didn't want you. I mean, this is a great response to her, but I don't know why this bully didn't just outright lie. Instead of getting in trouble for the angle of, I wasn't trying to self-delete, I just told her that her face made me want to self-delete.

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