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The Bert Show

How Did We Navigate Through Life Without GPS?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

If today was the same 10 years ago, Bert knows he would have been drastically late to work. Why? Because the GPS technology we have now wasn't the same back then. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue, if it's today a decade ago, I'm 20 minutes late for work this morning.

0:08.1

Why?

0:09.1

What did we ever do before ways?

0:12.4

So I'm cruising down, sorry to the local reference here, 400, because I live about 20

0:17.5

miles outside of the city now from the radio station.

0:20.1

And it's usually a straight shot this early in the morning, there's hardly anybody in

0:22.9

the road.

0:23.9

It's really funny this early in the morning too.

0:25.0

You see the same cars in the same spot every single morning, because we're all on the

0:29.7

same schedule pretty much.

0:31.2

Like there's a DeCAB County police officer that I see on 400, almost at the same exit

0:37.2

every single day, every single day.

0:39.7

Anyway, so as I'm cruising in today, I'm rocking it on what I like to call the auto bomb

0:44.7

that early in the morning because nobody's paying attention to the speed limit that early

0:47.6

in the morning.

0:48.6

And then all of a sudden you start to see break, I break, I break, I break, I break,

0:53.0

I break, right now 10 years ago.

0:55.6

I'm stuck in natural Africa.

0:56.8

I am just gutting it out.

0:58.5

I have no idea how long I'm going to be in that traffic.

1:01.7

It could be 20 minutes.

1:02.7

It could be 25, but I would have no idea how to get from the end of that traffic all the

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